I have bought myself a jazz drum set rather than a Harley Davidson. Choices, choices!

I think I have just bought a jazz drum set! Sorry about the picture but words without images can be misinterpreted! I hate that colour, but the other ones are for people who are evidently older than I am!

If you are not using Amazon, these things are by no means certain as the company jumps out of its skin because you want to send it to Zambia, which we all know is somewhere in South America where everyone is dying from war, disease and starvation, and is otherwise sending a probe to Mars! Or was that another insignificant economy that owns Land Rover and a few other trifling companies, like one of the largest steel companies in the world, Tata Steel, and the GBP 3 billion mining company Vedanta! It must be Friday!

Trevor Noah was great last night! Go tonight if you can get tickets, and park in Arcades, believe me. I hope he is well by tonight.